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Hellnation
Thrashwave (Sound Pollution)
By: Jeb Branin
 To prep the world for the release of an all new full length, HELLNATION (a/k/a The Kings of Thrash) has bestowed "Thrashwave" upon us. This full length opus is not new recordings but rather a collection of out-of-print and hard-to-find songs previously only available on 5" and 7" vinyl and recorded between 1997 and 2001. These 36 songs come with a certified guarantee... if they don't obliterate at least 50% of the cilia in your ear canals within six listens you get your money back*. Which is a no-risk pledge if I've ever seen one. Y'see the thrash on here is so balls-to-the-wall and frenetic that it's like an inner ear roto-rooter. The guitars and bass scream and roar like a chainsaw, the vocals screech a dentists drill at work on your molars and the drums pound and tear like shrapnel hitting exposed flesh. It's so violent that even the world's military leaders would blanch if exposed to it. While bands the world over strive to find new ways to play extreme music, HELLNATION proves, yet again, that sometimes the oldschool can still take you to school. Buy this. Now. What are you waiting for? Go. Minus the price of the CD and any shipping and handling charges - it's a joke, okay?? Sheesh. Try and write a review and you people get all legal on me.
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