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A Tale of Two Bands
A Nursery Rhyme
By: Chica Lishis
 I went to see two bands today
I went to see them good
I went to see them play and play
And play some more
Like they should
The first band was the Yeah Yeah Yeahs
They Yeah Yeah Yeah'd my brain
They Yeah'd me here
They Yeah'd me there
They Yeah'd 'til my Hotcha! was inflamed
Too sad for them
The stage was huge
They looked so out of place
But soon I know
They'll steal the show
They still rocked off my ass's face
The next big band
From White Stripes land
Only had two peeples
Yet they charged
On long and large
I couldn't take my eyes off Meg's neeples
She is stunning
With her drumming
He sure can play guitar
He struts and zooms
About the room
And makes a great rock star
I wish they weren't so far
Away
I wish we were in a bar
I would have a drink
And smell their stink
And kidnap them in my car
I creamed me knickers
When they played "We're Going to Be Friends" 'cause it's my favorite song
The End
Elephant. Pants.
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